Here is a portion of a handwritten moving sale notice. It was taped to the wall at the laundromat. I tore a portion of the writing while trying to keep the main message in tact. I just needed this little bit. I looked up the strange characters in an old handwriting analysis book. Much like a dream interpretation book, it is full of more generalizations than I am usually comfortable with…at any rate, I looked up this overlapping coiling motion this writer did, particularly in the o’s and d’s. This poor writer is just trying to sell a set of tables and chairs and here I am scrutinizing the shape of their letter d.
Here’s what the book said:
Or maybe it more closely resembled this:
Well, there you go. If you want those table and chairs, you’ll have to live with the fact that the previous owner had narcissistic tendencies, or maybe extreme autoerotism, and could have been dishonest.
…extra irony points if you connected the keyboard in the background to the handwritten letters in the first picture.
